A Wife is Angry to Her Husband

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Wife: why the hell you didn't tell from the first if you're as poor as this??

Husband: I've told you, dear. But you weren't hear and understand.

Wife: what have you said?

Husband: i said, you’re the only one that i have in the world. But you replied, ‘oh so sweet..’

Why Should I Pay?

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A pretty woman stayed overnight in five stars hotel. When she check out, she shocked seeing the hotel bill $700. She protest to the Hotel Manager.

Woman:

“I just slept one night but why should I pay $700? I want the details!”

Manager:

“The cost includes spa, pool, gym, tennis court, Wi-Fi etc.”

Woman:

“I didn’t use it at all, why should I pay?”

Manager:

“We provide it, why you didn’t use it?”

  

Smell fishy, that pretty woman won’t debate, she takes $100 out and put in on hotel manager’s table then said,

“I just want pay $100. The $600 rest is a one night makes love with me.”

The hotel manager stammer answered,

“I.. I don’t make love with you.”

Woman:

“I provide it, why you don’t use it?”

Give Your Wife All She Needs

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Wife: Dear, newspaper please..

Husband: Ah, youu.. world already advanced as now. All digital already but you still read the news from newspaper. Here, use my iPad.

Then the wife use the iPad to strike a cockroach on the floor.

Husband: *fainted*

The Saddest Story of All

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One day, three office workers which their office location on 30^th floor, down to lunch on first floor. When they want to back office, the entire electricity of that building was off including the elevators. How they can go up to the 30^th floor, while that day they have urgent work and must be completed.

The trio decided to go up the stairs manually and share stories to make them feel not so tired.

First one is Jojon. Jojon should share funny stories from first until 10^th floor. The second is Joni, should share scary stories from level 11 until level 20. Both perform well and they enjoyed stories until 20^th floor.

Now is Jeki’s turn who should share sad stories from 21th floor until 30^th floor. Then Jeki share really sad stories until they realize that they have cried until 29^th floor. Only one more level, they almost enter their office. But Jeki said that he still has one more sad story which saddest from his story. Jojon and Joni won’t hear sad story again because they wouldn’t able to cry. But Jeki insisted to tell one story again and this is the saddest Jeki’s story..

Right before 30^th floor, Jojon and Joni allowed Jeki before to start work. But it really is sad story.. The tittle is: the office key is left in security room on the first floor.

DNA Does Not Lie

Try to be Romantic Hubby

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One day, a husband tries to improve intimacy to his wife. He sends text message to his wife. “My love, what are you doing? If you’re eating, send portions meals with blowing your love for me. If you miss me, send couplet says that you miss me. If you’re crying, send your tears to me. If you’re happy, please send me your laughter. Whatever you do, please send me a part. I’m waiting your reply message, oh my beloved”, he added. Not too long, the wife reply, “Dear, I’m sitting in the toilet. So what should I send?”.

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